10 Things You Don’t Know About Women By Jennifer Love Hewitt
10 Things You Don’t Know About Women By Jennifer Love Hewitt
1. PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It’s a great excuse.
2. We really can pump our own gas. It’s just that we’ve got this fantasy of you as a ’30s-era full-service station attendant. You’d look so cute in the hat.
3. We’re not complimented when you call your ex a slut. She dated you, too. So what are we?
4. We’re smart enough to know that smell is always the dog.
5. Yes, we can dish it out.
6. No, we can’t take it.
7. We want to raise children. We just don’t want you to be one of them.
8. Women are meant to talk and men to listen. We don’t want to be fixed; we want to be heard.
9. When we ask if you’ve had any work done, it’s because we want to know what our kids will really look like.
10. When we ask you how we look, it’s okay to lie; when we ask you how she looks, you better lie.
Survivor
I only bought Playboy for the articles, humor and fiction. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Runnin' Down A Dream
Sorry for the spotty posting - I've been busy running down a new (ad)venture.
Betty Or Veronica?
I've always wondered what it was that Archie had that kept Betty and Veronica is such constant competition for his affections.
As I've gotten older, I've narrowed it down to a couple of possibilities:
1. Money
2. Knowing what women want
But I guess the speculation is all over now - Archie has apparently made his choice, and it's Veronica.
As I've gotten older, I've narrowed it down to a couple of possibilities:
1. Money
2. Knowing what women want
But I guess the speculation is all over now - Archie has apparently made his choice, and it's Veronica.
Bill Safire
Bill Safire died last week.
Although we rarely agreed on politics, I always read him, because he was smart, principled and, more often than not, right.
Maureen Dowd remembers her friendship with Bill Safire as a colleague at The New York Times.
He will be missed.
Only In Boston
Scott Zolak, a Boston radio sports host, was on an elevator at Gillette Stadium last Sunday , talking with a bunch of Patriots fans before the game.
I'll let Scott tell the rest of the story:
“Gisele Bundchen gets on, and her hair’s a little damp, because it’s raining out. The guys in the elevator don’t even give her a second look, they just kept talking to me,” Zolak laughed. “And I’m thinking to myself, ‘Only in Boston could a $34 million-a-year supermodel get on an elevator full of sports fans and they don’t give her the time of day!’”
Barbra Streisand
Knowing the Village Vanguard pretty well, I could imagine what Barbra Streisand's one-night-only performance, before only 123 people, must have been like, and what it felt like to be there.
UPDATE: "Here's To Life" - live performance from the Vanguard!
I look forward to "Love Is The Answer," her new album, which was produced by Diana Krall, and being able to see the Village Vanguard performance when it is released on DVD.
UPDATE: "Here's To Life" - live performance from the Vanguard!
I look forward to "Love Is The Answer," her new album, which was produced by Diana Krall, and being able to see the Village Vanguard performance when it is released on DVD.
Nine
I will not miss this one on the big screen.