Not Normal

As with most things these days, this is no longer “standard”. 

“On Your Left!”

I do a lot of walking in places where I have to compete for space with bicyclists, and some recent Democrat primary results  - especially last night in New York - are beginning to give new meaning to a phrase I hear out there a lot: “On your left!”

Bienvenido a América

“Please Make It Stop”

Who Wore It Better?

‘The Persuasion of the Imbecile' by Caravaggio

I Read The News Today. Oh Boy...

Some days, i feel like I’m trapped inside a pinball machine.

Pendejo

How To Throw Shade

Tweets Are Forever

Stormy Weather

Someone Who’s Not Testifying At The Facebook Hearings

Good old Tom

Happier Times

For all of us. 

Mark Zuckerberg’s Day Today

Special Guest

Spotted in the audience at today’s Senate hearing on Facebook, during the Zuckerberg testimony.

Looking For Reasonable Accomodations In The District?

Reminder

History May Not Repeat Itself, But It Does Sometimes Rhyme

Next Week’s New Yorker Magazine Cover

If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many Mueller indictments until the 2 men meet in prison? (@OhNoSheTwitnt)